If only I could pretend this didn't happen to me.

Mom, are you older?

Older? Older than what?

Just older? Are you?

Well, I am older than some people. I am older than daddy. Why?

Daddy said that older people have hair in their nose. And you do.

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Warning: Those of you with a weak stomach, turn off the computer now and just go to bed!

Here I was driving down the road today when I stopped at a red light. What a better time to pluck my eyebrows or floss my teeth? I am all about multi-tasking as I drive. So, I was checking out my ever growing brows when I spotted something on the left side of my neck. Halfway down is a small mole. I seriously have never noticed this mole before, so I spent some time looking at it.

I was shocked and equally disgusted.

It was the home of not three, but four hairs. All ranging in size from 2 inches to 3 inches in length. OK, so I didn't actually measure them, but still it was GROSS!!!

I am the type that NEEDS to know if my fly is unzipped, or spinach is in my teeth, or there is a foreign object in my nose. I certainly needed to know that I had four LONG hairs growing out of the side of my neck. PLEASE tell me next time I am sporting the very unpopular neck hair-do. They were longer than my bangs!

Thank goodness I had my tweezers and I can drive with my knees! (Jen!)