It's the little things.

A glob of toothpaste by the sink.

A water ring on the table.

A leaf on the laundry room floor.

A handprint on the window.

A pillow thrown off the couch.

A knife with peanut butter in the sink.

A dog that perpetually sheds.

A wet wad of toilet paper on the floor.

A plunger in the bathtub. (Hmmmmm?)

A discarded M&M wrapper hides under the book.

A broken hanger in the entry way.

A blue stain on the carpet.

A leaky juice bag on the counter.

A pile of Easter grass strewn along the hallway.

These are the things I have been picking up all day. I am feeling frustrated by the amount of little messes that I have chased today. My wheels have been spinning in no obvious direction. I haven't been able to keep up with the mess or contain the mess-makers. I am upset and tired and grumpy.

Finally, I took a nap. I was right in the middle of folding a load of towels left-over from Monday and I couldn't take it anymore. I quit. Laid down and slept.

But the "others" were lurking as I slept. Now the mess is bigger and harder to handle. What am I going to do next week during Spring Break?

Help me, Lord Jesus.

To Whom It May Concern...

Dear Cub Scouts International,

First of all, let me just say how excited we are to be part of your organization. We believe you stand for family values and character building in our youth. We look forward to several happy years together.

However, the tradition of sewing on the patches is a tad outdated. Let's move you into the new millennium with Iron-On patches. That would make this frazzled mommy super happy. Now, I will admit that I procrastinated and finally got around to the intricate sewing 1 hour before my son had to be at a Community Service project. But that is not really the issue. The issue remains that your organization would be better suited with Iron On patches. I hope that you will consider this matter with all seriousness.

On a positive note, the shirt is made with the finest of material. The right sleeve withstood being sewed together twice. After close inspection, I realized that my ripping...ahem, gentle seam removal warranted no damage to your product. Nicely done.

So if your organization is as sturdy as your shirts then we look forward to many meaningful years together. And I am sure this will not be the last time you hear from me.

Sincerely,
Frazzled Mom

PS...Are there rules against sewing on a purple patch with navy thread?

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Dear Skip,

Yes, I agree with you that a sewing monkey would have done a better job. But since "sewing monkeys" are not readily available in our neck of the woods, I suggest you just say thank you.

With love and respect,
Your personal sewing monkey

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Dear Pack Mother,

Please know that Z is really excited about Cub Scouts. He is willing and able to do the work involved. Please excuse his tardiness at today's event. It was not his fault, nor mine. I am blaming Cub Scouts International for his lateness. I am working with them to correct any future problems by initiating Iron-On patch preparedness training.

Sincerely,
100% Committed Mom

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Dear Sewing Machine,

Your days are numbered.

With much hatred and ill-contempt,
Product Control

The Long Ride Home

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No, I didn't.

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BOTH OF YOU, STOP!!!!

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