Well, the day has come. The day of reckoning for all weeds known to my front yard. I am off to ruin the habitats of hundreds of worms, ants, spiders (Alana!), and whatever else may be crawling in my flowerbeds. I am playing God with their lives. Here comes Hurricane Nellie.
I can just hear the hillbilly worm that they will interview on the local bug channel. (Celeste!)
"You just missed it. I seent the hole thang. I wuz just lying thar and a giant cleaver fell from them sky thar and chopped ole Bob in half. Now wheeze homeless. What we gonna do?"
OK...I am stalling. I really hate gardening. I would rather write about dead worms than get out there and do it.
Did I mention that I REALLY hate gardening. It's not my "thang".
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I had to do chores today, too. They stink don't they? I don't do gardening, though. If it weren't for Rich it wouldn't get done.
i'm off to lowes right now to buy some flowers for my front porch. i wish i enjoyed it more, i only do it because i feel guilty that the flower pots i spent money on are empty!
i did the gardening thing the other day...I bought way too many flowers so then I spent the afternoon trying to find new places to plant em.
You're hilarious! My mom reads your blog, and the other day she said "That Janelle is REALLY funny!", and I think that we all agree! Your blog is a pleasure to read!
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