DON'T HONK at me unless you are my friend. I am serious. Back up off me. I don't like it. You are rude--all you honkers out there. Seriously, I know you think that your annoying "beep-beep" will motivate me to speed up or shoot my car out in traffic faster. Well, you are wrong. Honk at me and I will give you something to honk at!
Whew! That was fun!
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i think you have spoken for us all!!!
I can't recall being honked at, but I have certainly been tailgated. However, tailgaters will find that I will not comply with their demands. In fact, I will slow down to exactly the speed limit and not a mile above it. Tailgating brings out the brat in me.
But I'm not as bad as my late Grandad who used to set his cruise control to the exact speed limit and drive in the left lane on purpose, to try to slow down all the speeders.
I'm in the middle lane, so GO AROUND!
And if someone ever honked at me, I would be so hurt! How rude!
I'm glad you have a place to vent. That's one of the things I love about blogging!
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