A Blonde Walks into the Grocery Store.

For sake of convience, I will play the part of the "blonde" in this story.

A blonde walks into the grocery store. She has 5 things to buy and has memorized them. It was quite the feat for the blonde to memorize her list. She has so many other important things on her brain. But she accomplished it. Apples, sausage, fritos, milk, cream cheese. She even bought a couple of extra things her family would appreciate.

That blonde. She is always thinking of others.

She is very proud of the fact that she did her shopping in just a mere 10 minutes. She will be back to her hungry family in no time.

That blonde. She is so good at time management.

She proceeded to the checkout counter and got her items on the conveyor belt in a flash. The clerk rang them in while mouthing the words to "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" The clerk then gave the blonde the total. In a jiffy, she had her credit card out to pay.

That blonde. She sure knows the ropes at the grocery store.

"Credit or Debit?" mumbles the clerk.

"Oh, yes. I am pregnant. Thanks for asking!" cheers the blonde.

That blonde. She makes friends wherever she goes.

You should read all about the Blonde Walks into McDonalds. She will crack you up!