Warning: Those of you with a weak stomach, turn off the computer now and just go to bed!
Here I was driving down the road today when I stopped at a red light. What a better time to pluck my eyebrows or floss my teeth? I am all about multi-tasking as I drive. So, I was checking out my ever growing brows when I spotted something on the left side of my neck. Halfway down is a small mole. I seriously have never noticed this mole before, so I spent some time looking at it.
I was shocked and equally disgusted.
It was the home of not three, but four hairs. All ranging in size from 2 inches to 3 inches in length. OK, so I didn't actually measure them, but still it was GROSS!!!
I am the type that NEEDS to know if my fly is unzipped, or spinach is in my teeth, or there is a foreign object in my nose. I certainly needed to know that I had four LONG hairs growing out of the side of my neck. PLEASE tell me next time I am sporting the very unpopular neck hair-do. They were longer than my bangs!
Thank goodness I had my tweezers and I can drive with my knees! (Jen!)
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I haven't encountered this exact issue, but oh my gosh, what is with the chin hairs? Or am I the only one? You know, those little, blonde (almost clear), hairs that arrived with the positive pregnancy test!
Grr. oss.
don't worry. i have never noticed the mole or it's hair. i do, however, completely sympathize. i too have a couple of moles who try to grow their own hair, and i mercilessly pull them out!
I just saw you last night and I didn't notice! But now I'll know to look ;-)
I got a really long hair on my belly once, I even took pictures of it, but I can't seem to find them to show you
Promise I would tell you something like that! Can you imagine what the other drivers were thinking, passing by a woman tweezing her NECK MOLE!!! That would have been worth seeing!
I HATE it when I go around as I so frequently do with half a toasted cheese sandwich hanging from the back of my hair, having slept on it, or something like that and nobody tells me until like I've been out all day and am about to go home. I thoroughly agree with you. Also I hate it when I say something like to these (my current and regular) glasses suit me "oh yes" ... then I get a new pair "oh they suit you so much better than that grotty old pair you used to wear they made you look like Groucho Marx" etc. Friends! Ask a simple question and all I get, anyway, is lies.
Hi I was just passing, hopped in via a variety of your friends' blogs. I'm at gledwood2.blogspot you're welcome to drop by. See you there hopefully - all the best
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