Oh, I shouldn't post this...but I'm gonna. Mom, cover your eyes!
Today as I was cooking dinner, I called Skip just to let him know I was thinking of him (in the manner of which he likes to be thought of by me).
I was chopping chicken and broccoli with my Pampered Chef Food Chopper. If you have one of these fantastic tools, then you know how much fun they are. CHOP, CHOP, CHOP. Anyway, below is our phone call...
Ring, Ring.
Skip in official-business-what-do-you-need voice: "Hello."
Me in my bedroom voice (read this in yours, I know you have one): "Hi..."
Him: "What are you doing?"
Me: " Just thinking of you..."
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP
Him: "Really. What are you thinking?"
Me: "Oh, you know..."
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP
Him: "Are you thinking about seducing me or killing me?"
Me: "Huh?"
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP
Moral of this story...don't mix food chopping with sexy phone calls. Not a turn on.
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8 comments:
Oh My goodness! That is one for the books! HILARIOUS!!!!
Ok..so from now on whenever I need a laugh...I am totally going to think of that story!!! I almost fell off my chair laughing!
Oh my gosh, that is soooo funny!
You are a NUT! CHOP! CHOP! I can't believe you posted that knowing your mother will read this. You know she doesn't know you do that kind of thing!!!
Seriously Funny! i will never CHOP CHOP CHOP the same again!
That is hilarious! Sometimes multi-tasking isn't such a good thing!
And---where was my child during this call??? lol
Pam, too funny! Yes Spencer was here during that phone call, but he was a safe distance away from me and the CHOPPER. Kids should not see that kind of vegetable violence...not to mention the implied reference to (s...*...x). Actually kind of forgot he was around...he is soooo quiet! :)
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